Hon,There's a big ol' moon out tonight

Written by: David Whalen

I know you said I can’t go bowling And you’d rather I didn’t Go out with my buddies and have a drink or two… You want me to wash And dry the dishes Cause you’ve got something else I guess, you’d really rather do Well dear, I really respect Your opinion… and love The many things You give me to do I even love the apron you gave me And you look waaaay better Wearing pants Than I do So dear, I really respect Your wisdom and I’ve got a question Or two Have you noticed The clothes line missing Lately? And the concrete blocks Missing from the front porch too? Howsabout we might go for a boat ride tonight… and Hon? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?