Chelsea: Sweeping Up London's glories

Written by: Funom Makama

 
The club that stamps authority when in its Zenith Chelsea! The club with a zero tolerance even in a zero percent ball possession. Chelsea! Breaks, makes and keeps records. 86 consecutive home games unbeaten, for instance. Chelsea! Splashes the cash as money talks, raping all other teams as Trophies walk who else would it be? Chelsea! Who wants to challenge us? Who are you by the way? Oh! Pathetic Arsenal! We need no manual to give you some rough Anal. No wonder you cannot remember your last final. Cover your shame with a wig. The hole needed to hide, you must dig. Acquiring a Trophy, for you, Is like bathing a Pig, cos you will still go back to your trophy-less ways. When you stamp your name on the champion's league then, would we consider you, big.