I SIT ON THE TOILET

Written by: Laila Andresen Mjelde

I sit on the toilet...
planning my choice of clothing,
hairstyle, makeup and daily chores.
Using my eyeliner for writing
a reminder to myself on the toiletpaper,
and make me complete.
Leaving the bathroom aware that 
I used my reminder and flushed it down
the toilett.
                                        HMMMM, what was my daily chores...?
   
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