She Smacked My Butt

Written by: Arild Andresen Ertsland

                             My muse came around this afternoon
                                     Smacked my butt she did
                          And it hasn`t been that red since last June
                                     Nearly cried like a little kid

                                 Now Im running about with a rear
                                Covered with red and white stripes
                             Wont show it to ya`,I run away in fear
                              Wouldn`t hurt more,even with spikes




A.Ertsland
March 4th-2012

Don`t even ask where this one came from..hahaha!