What's One

Written by: Mohamed Mansouri

“What’s One?” Guru of algebra: One is One. Suffrage agitator: One is vote. Labour party leader: “Claps” is ONE. Conservative party leader: ONE is “claps”. Egalitarian: One is ANY. Sociologist: One is many. Psychiatrist: One is hidden. Philosopher: One is what. Brother polygamist: One is a quarter. Dictator: 1 is I. Home Office Minister: ONE is who. Poet: two are halves of one. Tunis, March 2010