My New Year's Resolution

Written by: Natalie The Rogue Rhymer

Based on pleading from
the seams of my skinny jeans…
Eat fewer HoHos






****Written for Tracie's Guetto Haiku Contest****
I will certainly keep my New Year’s Resolution.  Since something like 90% of people break theirs within a month, I fight to ‘break the mold’ and always keep mine.  Four years ago I decided to drink my coffee black and I still do…I like to be part of the 10% I guess.