Today's Menu

Written by: King-Galaxius Stravinsky

Whew-hew! What is new? I'm waiting to see what's on the menu.
It's almost 2:00 P.M. Don't be late. Unfortunately, through some unfortunate 
events , we have to meet like this, due to things concerning a specific date.
I hope not to expect what you did last year. Please just say something. Don't do 
what I wouldn't do. You stood me up at a fast food joint, having me look like a fool.
Can I expect the same thing? Now what's for today's menu?