Male Stripper BAH

Written by: Jimmy Anderson

They said it was time to go on.
The audience claps had begun.
   I strolled on the stage
   in my thong that was beige.
The spotlight now on me was thrown.

I started to twist and to turn.
My face was so red it did burn.
   Embarrassed to be
   exposed and so free.
I said, "Aw I'll dance, what the durn!"

The music was loud and so fast.
To keep dancing was such a hard task.
   I strutted around.
   My thong fell to ground!
Burlesque BAH, my first and my last!!!!!   

*For Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque Boutique" contest