Crimson Tide

Written by: Duke Beaufort

Hungary people can’t hold a grudge
They judged that it would never budge
Walled off by a dam
This heavy metal jam
Raspberry sludge was factored fudge

Author's note: Well, Stanley--it's another fine mess you've gotten me into.  It all goes to 
show how impossible it is to move liabilities off the balance sheet.  Enron, Worldcom, 
Citigroup, Lehman Brothers, and the debt crisis will strike again...and again...and again....