Let's Start a Noise Band With the Mailman
*Let's Start a Noise Band with the Mailman, and We'll Call Ourselves:
Our Noise Band with the Mailman Featuring 'Me'
- We Can All Take Turns Being 'Me' Until Someone Gets It Right*
Here's something to consider:
We can all make up our own words together,
And then forget
We were ever friends with each other.
After our amicable divorce,
Our vocabulary would become a dead language
- It sounds crazy;
But it's even easier than I make it look...
...I'm not very good
At convincing people
I can make anything look easy
- I 'm just naturally difficult...
....Whenever I haven't gone crazy.
It struck me as being absurd...
...That is of course, if it is true, what they say:
"The skull of James Dean haunts the dream of the teen."
Then this must logically mean:
"The skull of Michael Jackson
Haunts the dream of the pre-teen"...Think about it, please...
...That was a Rudimentary Peni joke;
I guess you had to be there...
I'm sure John lawless has told you by now:
I'm selling limited edition colored vinyl jokes
(or I will be that is) now that I've said it,
I have no other choice,
But to follow through with my lofty commitments...
...Please, don't eat my colored vinyl jokes,
Unless you're a performance artist,
Because then,
We can eat them together on YouTube
- I just don't want anyone
Eating my colored vinyl jokes the wrong way:
On toast; toast is really no way to enjoy my jokes...
....I'm not even kidding! - Just ask John lawless!!!
I'm a one man Surrealist 'comedy troupe'
- And there's nothing too funny about that...
...I really don't understand the appeal
For stand-up comedians:
What's so stand-up about comedians anyway?
Comedians never send me Christmas cards
- Even my dentist sends me Christmas cards,
And I hate that guy...Maybe?
Even more than John lawless hates me?
...I haven't received money
Inside a Christmas card in years:
Why do grandparents and Lemmy
Have to die before us?
Life isn't fair!
- Why won't John lawless
Acknowledge my worth as a human being?
It's all I'm asking for
This Holiday Season...
...Just wait and see,
This will be the year,
Everyone but me,
Finally gets world peace....
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