As I walk in the club I realize this is what I missed
Party faces, cool dresses and great drinks mixed.
Oh, hello pretty miss you have some fine lips
Beautiful long legs and really nice round tits
You don’t want to dance, you want a drink
Got the wrong dude, next time before asking think
Now go and find another with a wallet that’s bigger
I don’t need in my life a ***** who’s a gold digger.
Next girl, short but really cute curly hair
Minutes later she asks me to go and get some fresh air
As we are walking she’s quiet so I start talking
She say’s let’s go to my car, and I’m like keep walking
Let’s go and make our bodies join each other
Thanks not, I’ll go back, what a hoe, oh brother.
Sitting at the bar while drinking my vodka alone
A drunk girl spills my drink out as she wants to go home
I grab her so she won’t hit the floor with her face
She grabs my neck and rips out my necklace
No one with her and I’m getting really mad
In the bathroom wash her face, take her out, get her in a cab.
I’m not going back my clothes are a mess and stink
I grab something to eat standing there I begin to think
Crazy night, but it’s the way party’s are supposed to be
I wonder what would have happened to the girls if it wasn’t me
I finished eating so I light my cigarette and enjoy the silence
At least I can go home without a guilty conscience.