Me vent to di lake vit Babaloo
To vatch Ms Canada Shampoo vash her hair vit Selsoon Blue
She den vashed di suds avay oooh vas shiny like vaxed balony
Lika dis and lika dat bobbing her beautiful head lika dis and lika dat
She so trim like monkey gym me so plumm like a Buddha Belly chum,
Me vashed in the river vit Selsun Blue lika dis lika dat but Babaloo he no see!
Meno looka like Ms. Shampoo Oh vat to do Oh vat to do,
Me vant to marry Babaloo!
So me suckied me belly in valked like a monkey gym
But he zaid to me he no like me hairy moustachie too much!
Pricky ere pricky dere !
So I rowed to the river, vidout my Babaloo,
Lika dis and lika dat bobbing my boobees lika dis and lika dat
And a nice biddy man vit a veard vittle ting, said come vit me Balla Balla
Togeder ve gonna swinga de trees like chimpanzee and screeeeem!
Oli Oli Vax for free, Oli Oli Vax for free,
Bed Ouch! Now me face zi smoothe, lika dis lika dat, happy happy me!
He Marry Me!
March 11, 2014
For contest: Danger: Creative Me