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Footles - Skinny dipping in late September: Cause and Effect

(skinny dipping in late September can cause a ....)


(the effect of a chilly willy ....)


(shrinky dinky is also known as ....)


August 19th, 2014


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  1. Date: 9/1/2014 2:25:00 PM

    girdled turtle. You da' man STAN! Hope you are doing FYNE as WYNE! Keep it Real in the Field Real Deal Holyfield!
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 4:05:00 PM

    Bahahaha.... congrats!
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 11:50:00 AM

    Uniquely written..Congrats on your winning work!!! Sara
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 10:03:00 AM

    Yours are so good...Ill be laughing about these all day. congrats. BG
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 8:48:00 AM

    Well done...witty, to say the least! I think you need a hand to solve this problem!! Congrats on you win. // paul
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 7:23:00 AM

    - Congrats Chris - Fun to read :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 4:57:00 AM

    shrinky dinky was my fave Lol many congrats:-) hugs Jan xxx
  1. Date: 8/29/2014 12:42:00 AM

    hahaha, it's YOU, Chris. I should have known. Once again, I was thinking maybe Jan had done these!! She has been going wild with footles. Congrats on tricky dickies!
  1. Date: 8/28/2014 11:39:00 AM

    hey Chris, where are you? LOL, you got some b--- posting, footles about a small shrunken effect. SKAT
  1. Date: 8/25/2014 3:46:00 PM

    Exactly, HOW much tequila did you have when you penned this one? Stop poking the masses, hahaha, interpret that as you will(y) Hey, not sure if you've ever been to Quebec City.. I did as a 12 year old on a three day field trip in 1978...stayed at the Peace Hostel (I am 90% sure it was that hostel, which opened shop in '72) I know you are a traveler... just wondered. Now, I am not expecting a reply soon... lol... go play, be with all the real people. I'm mostly doing the same...
  1. Date: 8/21/2014 7:45:00 PM

    A reply comment on your comment. : DD!
  1. Date: 8/20/2014 10:46:00 PM

    My goodness, you sure got a bunch of wi(e)nners here, Chris. Haha, I think that shrinky dinky's the funniest. Better get out of the water real fast, whoever that is... it might become a ____er ____er or a _____ong ______ong or a ____dy _____dy. Gosh these footles are making me go crazy. I've been churning them in my head for a couple of days now. forgot to say, this sorta reminds me when you went on that limerick roll before of yours, the 'quickie' version, O_o
  1. Date: 8/20/2014 9:40:00 AM

    Profound and witty, Chris,
  1. Date: 8/20/2014 2:32:00 AM

    Chris! ;) You are so good at these! glad I'm not a man! I'm sensitive enough as it as and a shrink dinky would kill me! ;)
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 10:31:00 PM

    Ha ha Chris....and with a shrinky dinky there is no hanky panky.
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 9:53:00 PM

    Hullo, Chris!! : D!! I'm LMAO! Great sequence of footles-excuses!! Here, in south Florida, we're not able to use them ... not even during our two annual weeks of winter. : D! Andrea will love this entry. How are you?
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 5:51:00 PM

    Hilarious !!! : )
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 5:09:00 PM

    That would be one chilly willy. Good luck :)
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 4:22:00 PM

    Ha Ha Ha great one - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs jan xxx
  1. Date: 8/19/2014 4:11:00 PM