Penis envy ?
I thought, what the heck is that really...
I went to google
for the true low down....
I bet you don't believe that I didn't know that, yet I didn't, I thought that it was
a guy complex!
Listen girlie, you are not missing a thing...
it's a chore having one of these things
First thing in the morning
it's already starting trouble with you!
First it wants to play when ya just wanna get up and have some coffee...
then it wants to pee...
and it does this several times a day!
Then ya gots ta shield it and those two delicate pals of his or else you feel
any and all affliction!
If there is no one around to play with him, you get pissed off, not him!
If'n ya don't keep him warm
even on a good day
he'll never show off
If he doesn’t want to go back in
after he pees
Oh the list goes on
let's just go to the family room girlie
Play with the dog
* This write was inspired by Andrea Dietrich
Thank you dear poet!
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