Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership


See and share Beautiful Nature Photos and amazing photos of interesting places

Quote of the Day

Quote Left"The harder you work, the luckier you get."Quote Right

by Gary Player

  |  Comment

A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) .

Sean Kelly Avatar  Send Soup Mail  Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) . which was written by poet Sean Kelly. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Sean Kelly

Best Sean Kelly Poems

+ Fav Poet

A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) .

Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU want to believe .


Rudolf the randy raindeer
Took his lady friend out for a beer.
Then he took off his clothes.
Showed~off his red nose..
Saying.. who the hell said, I was queer...


What's the worst place at Christmas to be ?
Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy....
It's more painful and airy
To be some poor fairy
With your +++  on the top of the tree .
 

A COOL YULE , TO ALL YOU GOOD SOUPERS.....


Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 12/19/2012 7:09:00 AM
    Very funny! I love a good limerick!

  1. Date: 12/2/2012 7:14:00 PM
    Sean, , ,,.. it is nice to read this oldie and goody poem.... :-) congrats with your wonderful win,, good x-mass spirit.....always~ PD

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 12:19:00 PM
    back to this GREAT write. So how old are you again? I am almost 57, but I swear, I never felt my age until just a few years ago when a bone spur caused me to need shoulder surgery. I have not felt normal since. Keep hoping it finally feels normal on my upper back again. But I guess I have to use more positive thinking!!

  1. Date: 10/15/2010 7:56:00 AM
    Reviewing fav poems of mine this morning, and wondering. . . where is Sean???

  1. Date: 7/8/2010 11:07:00 PM
    Sean, Now THESE are very witty. I am glad I found this group. The second was my favorite but also I really loved that last one. Ok, a fav for this trio!! Luv, andrea

  1. Date: 2/9/2009 6:26:00 AM
    Sean, you are a funny, funny man. Great limericks here. Must invite Mrs. C. out next Christmas Eve to have a B'day drink with me. She sounds like she could be a lot of fun! Love your limericks! With love from the palace, QR

  1. Date: 10/10/2008 9:00:00 AM
    You are a hilarious guy! Wish I was half so clever. You have a ton of talent. I can't wait to read the rest of your stuff. Christie