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A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) .

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A LIMERICK CHRISTMAS THREE (3) .

Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve
Was so naughty , at trying to deceive.
Not the slightest bit coy
When she met her toy~boy....
Now , believe what YOU want to believe .


Rudolf the randy raindeer
Took his lady friend out for a beer.
Then he took off his clothes.
Showed~off his red nose..
Saying.. who the hell said, I was queer...


What's the worst place at Christmas to be ?
Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy....
It's more painful and airy
To be some poor fairy
With your +++  on the top of the tree .
 

A COOL YULE , TO ALL YOU GOOD SOUPERS.....



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  1. Date: 12/19/2012 7:09:00 AM

    Very funny! I love a good limerick!

  1. Date: 12/2/2012 7:14:00 PM

    Sean, , ,,.. it is nice to read this oldie and goody poem.... :-) congrats with your wonderful win,, good x-mass spirit.....always~ PD

  1. Date: 8/10/2012 12:19:00 PM

    back to this GREAT write. So how old are you again? I am almost 57, but I swear, I never felt my age until just a few years ago when a bone spur caused me to need shoulder surgery. I have not felt normal since. Keep hoping it finally feels normal on my upper back again. But I guess I have to use more positive thinking!!

  1. Date: 10/15/2010 7:56:00 AM

    Reviewing fav poems of mine this morning, and wondering. . . where is Sean???

  1. Date: 7/8/2010 11:07:00 PM

    Sean, Now THESE are very witty. I am glad I found this group. The second was my favorite but also I really loved that last one. Ok, a fav for this trio!! Luv, andrea

  1. Date: 2/9/2009 6:26:00 AM

    Sean, you are a funny, funny man. Great limericks here. Must invite Mrs. C. out next Christmas Eve to have a B'day drink with me. She sounds like she could be a lot of fun! Love your limericks! With love from the palace, QR

  1. Date: 10/10/2008 9:00:00 AM

    You are a hilarious guy! Wish I was half so clever. You have a ton of talent. I can't wait to read the rest of your stuff. Christie