Oh it’s OK for you with that girl on your arm
Pretty face, startling eyes, breasts like delicious
Sponge cakes filled with jam and cream.
I know that you think of me as avaricious
But look at it from my side of the stream
She adores you it’s plain to see.
So what about my self esteem?
For my real, totally consuming love is for my old PC
But do you think it even shows me any tenderness
Like Hell it does!