I can’t hear you- you see, 'cause my glasses are crooked,
And I hear with my eyes so I never get "snookered".
So beware what you do, not so much what you say,
And if you "renege" then you must walk away.
"Cause cheaters are booted from this old card shark's game,
And if I'm outplayed, (God forbid) - I'm to blame.
Oops, I got bumped, (now, my glasses are straight),
I can hear you quite clearly now, you're looking great!