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Let Your Wind Blow Free

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Let Your Wind Blow Free


Must explain my reason for grinning It's not what you might think Got a cramp down in my nether regions Maybe too many beans methinks It's easy for people to think I'm just happy Coz I am the majority of the time The look on my face can be very similar This time it emanates from behind Think I just need to let a big boomer go One that could shatter tall buildings I hesitate to let the damn thing fly For fear it would loosen people's filling Guess I'll just have to suffer in silence Till I reach a McDonald's restroom If I make it, I hope they build 'em strong Down with my drawers then kaboom! The shattered remains can still be seen They decided to make the site a memorial Seventeen people have lost their eyesight Six swore off Big Macs overall Now I've divulged my reason for grinning It's not that I'm happy, you see The real reason is internal combustion Not allowing my wind to blow free! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 12/7/2013 1:11:00 PM

    Hahaha, the kind of poem I love best. FAVE!! FAVE!! FAVE!! You're a hoot, Father Gas-mas. Licia XOXOXOXOX

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/7/2013 1:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ROTFLMAO!!! Father Gas-mas!!! Just knew YOU'D like this one, Miss Naughtiness!!! Thanks for FAVING it!!! Love, Santa XOXOXOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/6/2013 1:22:00 PM

    I knew it as soon as i read the title Jack, coming from you i knew it would be a knee slapper and you sure didnt let me down, what a hoot my friend. Blessings Carl

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/6/2013 2:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Us Canucks eh! LOL Glad you got a chuckle out of it my friend! Cheers!!!
  1. Date: 12/5/2013 10:27:00 PM

    I'm with Drake...wasn't disappointed from the title....awesome!!!! Good thing you pulled down those drawers could a been a little drafty!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/6/2013 6:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    My apologies dear Donna... the old guy's being naughty AGAIN! LOL XOXOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/5/2013 9:51:00 AM

    YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! The title was EXACTLY what I was hoping for, coming from you. YAY for chicken mcnuggets & gassy outcomes!!! HAAAA! Wonderful!

    L. Avatar Rebecca L. Date: 12/5/2013 6:11:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    hmm. Now I know how to get Drake's attention. Hahaha NO! No I refuse... lol
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/5/2013 9:57:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Absolutely would die for those wee gems... ummmmm Chicken McNuggets, morning noon and night! WOO HOOOO!
  1. Date: 12/5/2013 9:50:00 AM

    Yep... Dragon was right! You do need fire breathing lessons from Dragon... Trust me... It would eliminate the smell afterward... and release some of that pressure within... And PS.: Don't go near any more McDonalds until the McRibs are gone... Can't go without them... when they are available!...LOL... and Dragon loves them, too... I think it's the sauce... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/5/2013 9:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yee Haw for McRibs!!! Amazing sauce they've come up with!!! Huggs xoxoxoxxox
  1. Date: 12/5/2013 7:26:00 AM

    You're killing me Jack, and it ain't softly either, I know we are neighbors but please leave your gas at home before you enter my home, besides that Mr. Bum Burp, have a good one, love and huggles all around, and a scented Rose to make you're day a little scenty, "Perhaps a spritz of Chantilly sweetheart?" lol, lov eyou to pieces, Reeses pieces, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/5/2013 7:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    They did it to me again!!! Grrrrr! Sorry, my dear neighbour! Haha! Love your response... you are a major HOOT! Love HOOTERS!!! Oops that wasn't quite what I meant to say! Ah I remember that old Roberta Flack ditty! LOL Big hugs and much love! XOXOX Mister Bum Burp??? LOL
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/5/2013 7:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ya just put a whopping big grin on my old kisser, my dear Rebecca lady!!! WOO HOOO! Bad Jack, bad!!! Love ya... big huggs XOXOX
  1. Date: 12/5/2013 7:22:00 AM

    Somehow, I knew from the moment I read the title what you were going to write about ... and yet, I couldn't resist clicking it anyway... I had to find out if I was right! And I was! I guess that means know you well, Jackster. TMI, my friend lol but your rhymes are fantastic! Especially restroom and kaboom. yep. ;)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/5/2013 7:29:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ya just put a whopping big grin on my old kisser, my dear Rebecca lady!!! WOO HOOO! Bad Jack, bad!!! Love ya... big huggs XOXOX