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A Role Reversal

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A Role Reversal



Maybe a role reversal is in order here And us guys could take it or leave it Whatta mind-blowing experience that would be The ladies simply couldn't conceive it Exciting? You ain't just whistling Dixie There's a stirring deep down in my loins Quite sexual in nature or my jockeys are too tight Sometimes I let out a few oinks Sure would be great to see how that works To turn the tables on the ladies I'd say, “I have a bad headache, maybe December Right now I'm baking some pastries” Can you just imagine the look on their faces They'd start to grovel and whimper “It's already August, not too too long to wait Before you know it, it'll be winter!” See, my dear sweeties! How do you like it To be at the other end of the dial Cant't tell you how much fun that would be I'd never be able to wipe off the smile © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 12/8/2013 12:16:00 PM
    Smile...really Jack. For your information Jack Ellison it takes a heck of a lot more than a headache to put me off! Shame shame on your steriotyping Jack...I'm telling!! ;)

    Thomas Avatar F. J. Thomas
    Date: 12/11/2013 4:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol OMGoodness I walked into that one!
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/8/2013 2:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I wasn't taking about you dear Flo, I was talking about the way it is with NORMAL relationships!!! LOL Are you one of them there sex kittens??? XOXOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/3/2013 6:24:00 AM
    I had to just laugh during this one, Jack. I know some women whose husbands are this way already. It's weird when the guy in the relationship has the low sex drive, but it happens!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/8/2013 2:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Never did happen HERE!!! But now, my mind say yee haw, let's do it, but my body says, "are you outta your mind!" LOL XOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/2/2013 8:38:00 PM
    Don't worry Jack it's a man's world we all know that, but if we can help then why not, better late than never. love Elizabeth

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 9:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Love your response my dear Elizabeth! Love and hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/2/2013 7:38:00 PM
    You go "oink" when your jocks become tight? Hahahaha. What sounds escape when you manage to score after the pastries are done? A roar mayhaps???? Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. Thanks for always entertaining us with your writing. Good going, insane one. Big hugs, my friend. Licia :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 7:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    GRRRRR! It happened again... that was meant for Rebecca! SORRY!!! Oinks??? Have you never "oinked"??? A ROAR??? Actually the whole house shakes and sometimes I get frightened like a little wee tike! LOL Your insane friend wishing you happy trails! Love ya Miss Licia! XOXOXOX
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 7:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    HONESTLY, love things the way they are! Thank you once again sweet friend! Just having one of those days... they are very rare! Love XOXOXOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/2/2013 11:22:00 AM
    Never happen on this end...loins stirring and seasons turning in multiples throughout my day. Oh to be in mid life crisis again Eh Jackals? A very special poem indeed my friend! Hugs XOXOX

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 11:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    YOU ARE A HOOT Mis Sarai... A DELIGHTFUL HOOTY HOOT HOOT!!!!!! Love ya even MORE now that I've heard about your "stirring loins" WHUP WHUP, WOO HOO, and YEE HAW!!!! Oh and I must add ROTFLMAO! Love you dear sweet Sarai and I ain't just whistling DIXIE!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
  1. Date: 12/2/2013 10:40:00 AM
    OH! Can't turn the table on me, Kenny......I never use that excuse......if anything MY HUBBY DOES! ;) I guess the poor dear is plumb worn out! ;) Oh well, turn the tables on the other ladies.........THEY DESERVE IT FOR WITHHOLDING AFFECTION! Hugs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 10:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOO HOOOO! You is MY kinda gal!!!!!! But maybe you should give poor hubby a break! WOW! I should be so lucky! LOL LOL! Love ya a bunch dear Elieen!!! Huggeroonies... ooops I'm starting to feel a stirring!!! Kenny xox
  1. Date: 12/2/2013 7:37:00 AM
    Oh! Jack! Jack! Jack!... Loved this one. Mike WILL be the one having the headache for a while. He has to be at work at 6:30AM. Had to leave the house at 5:30... Got up at 4:30... Suddenly glad I'm retired.. more or less... This will be hard for a week till he adjusts... He was working 11:00AM to 8pm... Dragon and I are tiptoeing around the house after 8pm this week.. Changes like this are hard on Mike's diabetes. It changes his eating habits... and he usually gets sick then...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 10:50:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    It's ONLY a suggestion dear Carol! LOL Lots of diabetes in our family! Thought you might like this one! Big huggeroonies xoxoxox