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A Lady From France

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A Lady From France

There once was a lady from France Who always went around with no pants So popular was she Started charging a fee Each time she went pee in her plants © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 11/23/2013 1:28:00 PM

    oh myyy....naughty, naughty Jack! LOL xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 11/23/2013 8:18:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Can't believe how naughty I've become and I think you may have something to do with that Miss Wattle! You got me started on these Limerick thingies! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 11/22/2013 11:34:00 AM

    very interesting. I enjoyed it.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 11/22/2013 12:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Happy you enjoyed this silliness! LOL
  1. Date: 11/22/2013 10:53:00 AM

    Ha! you've been talking to Dragon, haven't you? Grandpa Troll forbade poo throwing... I didn't mean to get him in the face! Honest!... But the War of the Roses goes on... The witch next door is selling tickets to the town folk, to watch... She made a killing on the poo throwing contest... Does that Lady from France have any perfume to borrow? I'll be smelling poo for a week!... Hmmm! I know! That gives me an idea! I stole Dragon's newly bedazzled pants and put them over my roses... Ha! Winning!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 11/22/2013 12:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    If one thinks long and hard enough, one can ALWAYS figure out a solution! LOL! xoxox
  1. Date: 11/22/2013 8:39:00 AM

    Oh Jack you are quite the humorist my friend! lol, this one is very funny! I really enjoyed reading this incredible poem this morning! What a delightful piece, I laughed til I cried!, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 11/22/2013 8:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Seems like Limericks that aren't a little bit naughty, aren't REALLY Limericks! LOL