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How Do You Spell Sex

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How Do You Spell Sex



How do you spell sex It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P The most amazing feeling Far better than a nap Puts gas in your tank You yell out W-O-O H-O-O Your eyeballs get crossed You wind up askew Don't remember my name Think it's B-I-G S-T-U-D Surely would describe me Hit the floor with a thud Rambunctious for sure A S-E-X M-A-S-T-E-R I is Earned it legitimately In tests was a whiz How do you spell sex It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P The most amazing feeling You sure can't beat that © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 11/16/2013 8:46:00 PM
    Jack This is a G-rated site. I think that poem is an R or XX rating. LOL Your a bad bad boy. Santa is going to put you on the naughty list. HEE HEE

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/16/2013 9:07:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Hey! Lots of you guys have been calling ME Santa!!! LOL Love being bad... adds spice!!!! Love ya Robin! Big warm huggles!!! xox
  1. Date: 11/9/2013 8:37:00 PM
    Well Drake did the standing o...how about an encore? :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) and yeah you just made me pee my pants...:-) :-) :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/9/2013 8:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Now that's not very lady like my Donna Dear Donna! LOL There's a product called DEPENDS for such occasions! Love ya! xoxoxox (Big chuckles here!!!!!)
  1. Date: 11/9/2013 8:34:00 AM
    I'm at the age where it means none other than SSSleep, EEEat, XXXXcrete, the sum total of my exciting day. Hey, nice write, Santa. I hope your weekend is a good one. Big smiles and hugs. Licia XOXOXOXOX

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/9/2013 10:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Woo Hoo! Love your humour... we is cut from the same cloth! Love ya Licia! xoxoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 9:32:00 PM
    You made me smile Jack ! Hugs, Tatiana

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/9/2013 5:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Happy you enjoyed my naughtiness!!! LOL Come by again... PLEASE! Hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 12:19:00 PM
    You kill me Jack!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 12:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Now that's kinda drastic! LOL Thank you my friend!
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 11:57:00 AM
    Jack, I think I've figured out what Rose was refering to below: "holy crap" anagrams to "arch ploy", ochry lap" and "porch lay" --- "sex master" to "smart exes", "mess extra" and "sate mr sex" --- "big stud" to "digs but" and "dig bust"... lovin' it... Terry

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 12:14:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    We should have collaborated before I posted it! LOL We seem to be both on the same wave! Cheers my friend!!!
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 11:08:00 AM
    STANDING OVATION! That's all I have. =)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 11:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Wow!!! A Standing O!!! Can't beat that!!! Cheers!
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 10:08:00 AM
    Dragon says his eyes go crossed when he flies into a tree. And yes, he winds up askew, just for me to see. When he hits the floor the earth begins to shake... Then the town begins to yell... Holy Crappppp! As I yell out Woo Hoo... nobody can beat that!

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 11/8/2013 12:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Sorry Don't know how it ended up twice...
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 10:01:00 AM
    LOL, N-a-u-g-h-t-y Jack is back! Loved it!! :) xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 11:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ladies love naughtiness so I've heard so I'm only too happy to oblige! Love ya Miss Wattle xoxoxox!
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 7:23:00 AM
    Ha Ha Ha, you are the funniest man I know my friend! Wow, this one is truly hilarious Jack! I really enjoyed reading this amazing poem this morning! What a spell happy piece, I love this grandiose poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 7:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Even I never know what I'm going to come up with... strange mind eh!!!
  1. Date: 11/8/2013 7:03:00 AM
    I'm surprised you did not bleep on all your naughty words, at least not in the ones in my head, you naughty naughty boy, lol love it xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 7:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Now what a naughty thing to wake up to eh!!! Glad you loved it... you is my kinda gal! LOL Got a dusting of snow here... did you? Love and squishy hugs xoxoxox