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Sweet or Salty Crocodile

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Sweet or Salty Crocodile

Here’s the best thing you should know,
if ever to Australia you go.
Don’t ever wind up as a feast,
for this voracious reptilian beast.
For your reasoning surely would be faulty,
if you ever “muck about” with a “SALTY”.
And don’t think he was born with a tooth that’s “SWEET”.
To him you are just another piece of meat.
So if you must visit his polluted “Billabong” retreat,
 make sure the only thing he swallows is what you excrete!


For the Sweet or Salty contest

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  1. Date: 11/7/2013 11:57:00 AM
    John *nice* SWEET Or SALTY win................... HUGS ~SKAT~

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 7:22:00 PM
    John, Congratulations On your way to xool Sweet & Sour win... always~ Linda aka PD

  1. Date: 11/6/2013 8:22:00 AM
    Congrats on your winning work..Way to go!!!Got a chuckle..Sara

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 3:40:00 PM
    Goodness a ripe randy ole tale/tail? Congrad's on your win. Light & Love

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 11:16:00 AM
    I'll remember to stay far from a crocodile if I ever get to Australia. Congratulations on great couplets and win. Love, Joyce

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 10:40:00 AM
    Yikes....enjoyed this awesome poem....:-) Congratulations on your win.....:-)

  1. Date: 11/5/2013 7:52:00 AM
    so you are an Aussie, John? Maybe I had known that before but forgot. What a great set of funny couplets this was. Congrats for your win. Awesome punch line!!

  1. Date: 10/20/2013 10:24:00 AM
    Quite a frightful vision of Sweet vs Salty Very imaginative. Good luck in the contest.

  1. Date: 10/15/2013 11:52:00 AM
    † Smile, Can We Kiss Her On Her Pink Lips ? Gaze Into Her Big Blue Or Yellow Or Green Or Eyes, Grin And Give Her A Big Old Bear Hug, Saying, Come On Baby Girl, The Nights On Me Nothing, But Sweetness Mi Amore ˜ Cool Poe And I Do Dig Halloween; Tis So Radical! Love, John