MISCHIEF IN MONTSERRAT
There once were two doctors named Mosten
In 25 years they've smooched often
In cots, even bunks, they've been known to flail
On old flannel sheets, perhaps even percale
Those naughty young doctors named Mosten!
Then they found Montserrat
Now *that's* where it's at!
They've come a long way
From a roll in the hay
At the back of a barn in old Ballarat!
Now they're smooching in style
(Said they, with a wink and a smile)
What's more, this young couple can do it in Latin -
But does anyone know if they've done it on satin?
We'll never know (said they, with a wink and a smile)!
c ELR 2013