Tis to laugh I heard someone say
Methinks they were referring to me
Started out laughing many years ago
And I'm still overcome with glee!
It all began when I was six
Watching Bugs and Elmer Fudd
The Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote
The adventures of Maggie Muggs!
I still watch Saturday morning cartoons
But now I must stay in my room
For some silly reason unknown to me
The docs think I'm looney-toons!
They've got me strapped in a jacket
It's restrictive and overly tight
What's more, I prefer one with some colour
This one's just plain old white!
© Jack Ellison 2013