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help the duck

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help the duck

He has a stalker 
Getting to the bottom of it, 
who hurt the duck 
Hint dabbing
probing for intelligence 

Sent seedy 
email to duck 
Containing x rated material, 
I am suspicious
 he might get hurt, 
mad horrid 
roaring sounds 
With an awful 
weird voice 

Duck hell 
He can 
not sleep 
Help 
the little fellow, 
we need to investigate probing 
Keep filthy videos out 

The duck 
will never be the same 
He is on valium 
at the moment, 
a vet 
has been dispatched 
By private helicopter 
as we speak 

He needed 
to be treated for 
Were do I start, 
aggravated stress 
brought on, 
wait to you hear it 
By that xrated video 

Refusing to leave 
the house 
Scared he might 
see that monster, 
the video left 
in his mind, 
he knows now 
what insanity is 
he wont pass the door 

The duck 
ain't happy 
Nearly blew 
his mind, 
ha ha ha 
in stitches 

You ain't seen 
mad crazy duck 
There aint no sunshine 
bring it on 
quack quack 
He is gone
 quackers

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  1. Date: 9/10/2013 12:02:00 AM
    Im eating my quacker oats while reading this humorous quack quack.post..Behind the humor I can feel some stress..some curtain blocking sunshine from reaching his thought or maybe Its my quack quack.imagination. : )

    mcdaid Avatar liam mcdaid
    Date: 9/10/2013 6:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WROTE IN MORSE CODE HA HA ATTACKED DUCK ON LINE I HAVE NOT POSTED THE FIRST ONE YET HA HA ONES SENDING VIDEOS OF DUCKS GETTING SHOT AND ALL SORTS OF DUCK KILLINGS RECIPES OF ORANGE SAUCE THOUGH I WOULD SHOW THE CRAZIER SIDE THE BLAGARD WITHIN THANK YOU FOR THE WONDERFUL COMMENT DEEPLY APPRECIATED I THANK YOU DEARLY
  1. Date: 9/9/2013 4:11:00 PM
    Excellent read Liam, it put a smile on my face on this early morning, thanks for sharing....Peter

    mcdaid Avatar liam mcdaid
    Date: 9/9/2013 5:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    ha ha peter nice to see thank you peter excellent comment deeply appreciated