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Puns Galore

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Puns Galore



Been writing some “not so fun” poems lately Time to get back to the silly stuff No matter what we do, nuttin's gonna change Bad stuff, we've heard quite enough D'ya hear the one about this unfortunate fellow Whose whole left side was cut off Sure sounds to me like an extremely sad event Seems he's all RIGHT now, did you scoff? Gotta a big bunch more, d'ya wanna hear 'em Why was the baseball getting bigger Then without any warning, it suddenly hit me There was some groans, I figure Hard boiled eggs are very hard to beat This one's a real good laugher Leaving alphabet soup on the stove overnight Certainly could spell disaster My tennis opponent wasn't happy with my serve He kept on returning the damn thing Used to be a tap dancer until Tuesday last week Fell off the tap into the sink Chickens crossing the road are poultry in motion Things round here are getting tense The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table Was of course, Sir Cumference Had enough or do you want to hear more Okay one more then it's over When the cannibal showed up late for dinner They gave him the old cold shoulder © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 9/12/2013 6:08:00 PM
    Heheehee! Very nice! I'm dedicating some of my time today to read some more of your stuff. Can't say I'm disappointed! -Can't say I'm surprised either. :3 Always, Laura

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 6:59:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You can pretty well be guaranteed you won't find any great philosophical works here! LOL Hugs my dear Laura xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 1:04:00 PM
    A very entertaining poem that made me smile! :) Thank you for that, Jack! Great work on this poem!...And, thank you for the kind comments. I appreciate it!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 1:16:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you Kelly for your kind words! Big huggeroonies, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/6/2013 4:10:00 PM
    My pick-me-up for the day..they are all great..love the cannibal one.BG

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/6/2013 4:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Stay tuned Barbara... working on another one! Glad it helped make your day! Hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/6/2013 10:11:00 AM
    Wow! 3 a day in 2 days, and at this great caliber... Dragon and I want to know how you do it? These were hilarious, and Hot off the press so fast! You're smoking here!No Silly Dragon!... Jack isn't on fire, literally... and No! He hasn't been turned into a Dragon! You wish!... His writtings are smoking Hot!... Dragon says to hurry and put out the flames so we'll have time to read them, before they're gone... I see, I'm not making any head way here... What do I mean by head way?... Oh! No!...LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/6/2013 11:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Jacko is on a roll... there's no stopping him now!!! Hang onto your hat! SMOKIN'... huggeroonies xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/6/2013 6:57:00 AM
    unique, interesting style, Jack. You made my day...JM

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/6/2013 11:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you my friend... much appreciated! Jack
  1. Date: 9/6/2013 6:47:00 AM
    Ha Ha Ha this is a hilarious write my friend! I truly loved reading this dynamite of a poem this evening! What a tremendous piece, quite the superior verse, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/6/2013 11:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Yee haw! Back to the sillies! Stay well... your good buddy, Jack