Why is my body lop-sided?
Notice when I put on my socks
No problem with my left foot
With my right foot my muscles lock
Why are some right handed
While others more adept with their left?
Ever try writing left handed
A scrawl barely readable at best
Why does the hair on a female's face
Take so much longer to grow?
Imagine if the exact opposite were true
Not very appealing, I know
Why do us men stand up to pee
While ladies sit happily on the throne?
Wouldn't work the other way round
A mess we couldn't condone
Why do we always put on our pants
With the same leg first every time?
You'd think there'd be a sensible reason
Right now, not one comes to mind
Why do we tilt our head the same way
Every time we kiss our lover?
Coz if we varied the side each time
Noses would get squished you'll discover
If only we knew all the answers
There'd be no more struggling through life
We'd all be up there floating on cloud nine
Living happily ever without strife
© Jack Ellison 2013