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In need of help from above

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In need of help from above

They say you are a real hottie
You have a most supple body
Your looks make me think
That my morals may sink
So hurry beam me up Scotty!

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  1. Date: 11/27/2013 1:35:00 AM

    hello Duke, Thank you for spreading and sharing your kindness. I am very grateful and thankful to all who have been supportive of me one way or another. Your heartfelt words are the main attraction of who you are… Thanks for your inspiring visit. ----- Happy Thanksgiving ~ LINDA

  1. Date: 9/8/2013 1:19:00 PM

    Ha ha!! loved it......so funny.

  1. Date: 8/16/2013 8:55:00 AM

    Lol funny write ;)

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 8:39:00 PM

    Love it, keep on writing these wonderful limericks, they are so entertaining, thanks Duke....Peter

  1. Date: 7/13/2013 3:16:00 PM

    lol...in every. way...not what I thought.... I love this beaming you up thought. ha ha, good way in getting there... excellent. ..luv...pd

  1. Date: 7/8/2013 4:04:00 PM

    - Love it...well done like always Duke! - Wish you all the best! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 4:12:00 PM

    I love star trek ;} nice limerick too ;}

  1. Date: 6/25/2013 12:00:00 AM

    cute one!! And no, actually I have not been in many pawn shops, just see them a lot in movies and how seedy they seem! I got a really pretty ring in one place but I think I way overpaid!!

  1. Date: 6/24/2013 10:27:00 PM

    A very interesting title to this particular Limerick, Duke! I really like where this poem leads though. Great wit as usual. Always, Laura