Below is the poem entitled a weird cooking misadventure which was written by poet
Beaufort. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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Felines have a versatile paw
That unfolds a razor like claw
An apron has strings
That cats see as playthings
While scratching chef's butt 'til it's raw
Author's Note: This story was related to me by an attractive and shapely associate who claims she sometimes works in her kitchen dressed only in her bra and an apron.