"What did you do to her Gary?"
"Nothing, she just gave me the silent treatment and
then said, "see ya later" and took off!"
"Hell, I don't understand you women! All we want is
to come home, relax, eat and then be charmed by
a loving woman. Is that too much to ask?"
"I mean damn, I work my ass off, walk
in dead beat, hug her, push my paycheck
in her hand, try to kiss her but uh-uh, forget that!"
"I don't understand you women! What in the hell
do you want? Just tell me and by damn I'll do it,
"Gary, all you have to do is appreciate!"
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Contest: APPRECIATION (In Honour of PD)