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Drunk Chicken

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Sad strange little man,
You should, no wait you have to ditch the bar
That's on your to do list 7 days of the week
Cuz you start to think you're unique using you're technique
But really you're just a freak
Sad strange little man,
You know it's only getting worse
You start to curse then you're stealing
Purses from nurses (wait stop that's the cops!)

You sicken me you drunk chicken you!
You make me wonder, how you're still stuck with her
If you're afraid of the night
I'm surprised your pocket's still alright
If you can survive on booze
Then surely you can choose,
To lose the loco in your noggin

Sad strange little man,
You should really get a better hobby
When did you start calling Robbie, Zimbabwe?
Cuz you start to think it's alright to start a bar fight
But really you're not that bright
Sad strange little man,
You know it's only getting worse
You start to curse then you're stealing
Purses from nurses (wait hold on that's john!)

You sicken me you drunk chicken you!
You make me wonder, how you're still stuck with her
If you're afraid of the night
I'm surprised your pocket's still alright
If you can survive on booze
Then surely you can choose,
To lose the loco in your noggin

Cause last night you didn't come home!
And we were all worried sick that you were dead
Or worse down at the tavern again
It's like we have to have iron bars just to keep you in
Is this a prison cell? Do we have to have our eye on you all the time?
Oh it's brave how you look to the bright side
You're not afraid of dying,
Just scared to death that there won't be a bar in the afterlife
So get out, get out
Cause these colors are blurry
No you never worried
Your mind is an open door
We don't know how you are anymore
You're a drunken chicken and it's too late



For the WORST POEM CONTEST

This is absolutely appalling to me on so many levels. Looking back at it now it's sorta funny, but wow! Where in the world was my brain at when I wrote this!?

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  1. Date: 5/8/2013 3:54:00 PM
    Congratulations on a 1st place win Tim. First of many I think. Take care, Richard

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/9/2013 12:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Rick! I was surprised by won, but I'm so happy that I got a PM for a year. I can write lengthier stuff without splitting it in two now :)
  1. Date: 5/6/2013 1:05:00 PM
    Interesting though, I must say, congrats on your win Timothy xxx

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/6/2013 10:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks again Mystic. 'Tis an oddity for sure!
  1. Date: 5/6/2013 11:34:00 AM
    Where wuz your brain? LOL Stealing purses from nurses...ha ha ....now I know where it went. Serious congratulations... from this example I can't wait to see what BLOGS you will come up with as a PM. SuZ

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/6/2013 10:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I have never made a blog (but I guess there's a first time for everything). Thanks for your encouragement... I hope you're not a nurse or I just might steal your purse... lol.
  1. Date: 5/6/2013 9:09:00 AM
    Hahha, I surprisingly really liked this. So comical!! Congrats! :D

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/6/2013 10:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    'Tis a bit ridiculous, but I'm happy others found it enjoyable :)
  1. Date: 5/6/2013 7:06:00 AM
    I actually love this gem... Congrats on your win~A.O

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/6/2013 10:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks Abdul! Congrats on your win as well :)
  1. Date: 5/5/2013 8:08:00 PM
    Reading the comments here Timothy..trying to figure out if I'm weird or not...cause I like it....guess not too weird...

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/5/2013 11:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I am surprised by how many liked this poem... but you're not in the minority, Donna (it seems to be 50/50 whether or not you actually enjoy this... lol).
  1. Date: 5/5/2013 7:50:00 PM
    Actually, this makes good rap! Just need a good beat. Congratulations, (if that's the right term to use)!

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/5/2013 11:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Yes... it's confusing whether or not congratulations is in order. Haha... thanks for stopping by and glad you liked (hated??) my poem XD
  1. Date: 5/5/2013 7:05:00 PM
    Congratulations Tim! I still like the drunk Chicken myself.

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/5/2013 11:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Well I guess it saves time beer-battering the cooked chicken... heck just feed the stuff to him... LOL!
  1. Date: 5/5/2013 5:36:00 PM
    Timothy, I don't know what to say... All I could picture was a drunk chicken trying to cross a road.. I could not focus.. LOL.. Your poem is what it is! Sorry 2 say you took the pie out the refrigerator with this one. CONGRATULATIONS ;-) Thank you for participating in my worst poem contest. I don't know if I should call this an honor, but it has been something different... It's always a pleasure running odd contest. check out my latest blog...Take Care~ LINDA

    thomas Avatar gary thomas
    Date: 5/6/2013 8:07:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Humph - you say that to all the guys, apparently ms PD. Oh well, I really commiserate with the drunk chicken since I are one.
    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/5/2013 11:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    It's funny how my first win in a contest is one called... the WORST POEM contest... haha. It honestly is an honor... for it's surprisingly difficult being this terrible. At the time I truly thought it was good, however (my how times have changed... lol).
  1. Date: 5/1/2013 10:39:00 PM
    Ok...I don't know what to write about this...I've started and deleted and now I'm as stumped as ever. Good write...not your best...definitely not what you were hoping...a contest win or anything. So...yea....rock on! Oh...and by the way, tell Caleb if there are cheesecake trees in heaven, I wouldn't be surprised if there were bars...one exception...no calories and no non-alcoholic drinks and gorgeous women with fit bodies..OK...um...I got to go!

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/2/2013 12:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    i just realized how "awkward" your whole comment was. I can see you're a bit speechless... Ooooh Eileen... yes my friend was a bit embarrassed to be seen around me after showing him this "poem"... lol... cheesecake trees sound epic, btw!
    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/2/2013 12:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "not your best"... well I was posting it in the "worst poem contest"... LOL! I wrote this when I was around 14 or 15. I was very close to deleting it actually, but I couldn't help how well (I thought anyway) it suited the current contest.
  1. Date: 5/1/2013 1:53:00 PM
    I was reading down this thinking not bad. Reached the bottom and saw it entered into the contest. Sorry Tim but no chance of winning with this, the irony though, is that you have to do a lot better to get worse lol. Yeah well, you try and work that out lol. Take care, Richard

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/2/2013 12:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'm surprised how much this is liked... ha ha. It's a bit too bizarre for me, but I'm glad you guys liked it in any case... we shall see how the contest goes... lol.
  1. Date: 5/1/2013 9:48:00 AM
    Got a huge chuckle out of this one my friend! ROTFLMAO!!! Not sure you'll be a contender in the contest but I'd vote for you! Your brain sounds very much like mine... totally out of whack!!! And I mean that in a good way! LOL

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/1/2013 10:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The sad thing is that I got the idea for the song because of someone's gamertag in Halo - video-game reference. Thanks for your support!
  1. Date: 5/1/2013 6:53:00 AM
    Maybe there is something missing in my head but I think this is really good! I think you haveno chance of winning.

    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 5/4/2013 7:36:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol no accounting for taste. Even more amazing when I consider how young you were when you wrote it.
    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/1/2013 10:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I posted it elsewhere and got severely criticized. Hmm... well I'm glad you liked it while at the same time I was hoping it was terrible... LOL!
  1. Date: 5/1/2013 6:14:00 AM
    Hahaha...no bars in the afterlife, huh?...Good luck in the contest...or bad luck in the contest...:)

    Hicks Avatar Timothy Hicks
    Date: 5/1/2013 10:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I don't think I ever would have posted this if not for the contest... haha...