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Woosh vs Zroooom--a limerick joke

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Woosh vs Zroooom--a limerick joke

A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Since the dirtbag's on the inside



Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!

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  1. Date: 5/19/2013 1:08:00 AM
    ok, why didn't I fave this one yet? There. DONE!

  1. Date: 5/15/2013 2:50:00 PM
    again, I really love this one.

  1. Date: 5/15/2013 12:08:00 PM
    Very funny... a master of limericks! Terry (& many thanks for your knd words!!)

  1. Date: 5/14/2013 4:46:00 PM
    Laughed out loud !!! Too funny !!

  1. Date: 5/13/2013 6:39:00 PM
    I like the way a joke inspired this limerick. I kind of get the joke, most bikers, can pull off a dirt-bag image. :-) and not get emptied out like the vacuum... xox~ Linda

  1. Date: 5/6/2013 8:14:00 AM
    Interesting lines penned..Sara

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 5:46:00 PM
    Oh No... Good one...

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 9:52:00 AM
    lol Cute !! King of Limericks !! Love it. Also, thank you so very much for visiting some of my poems and your lovely comments. I'm here to return the favor and I get the gift of a few chuckles as well...laughter being food for this soul !!

  1. Date: 4/30/2013 3:07:00 PM
    GOOD One; you rock!!!!

  1. Date: 4/30/2013 5:32:00 AM
    Funny, funny... Terry

  1. Date: 4/30/2013 3:56:00 AM
    Enjoyable with a poem that we can smile and laugh a little bit off, Duke - (there are more than enough of sad poems) - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 4/29/2013 11:22:00 PM
    lol. Nice one, Duke. Woosh!!! :)

  1. Date: 4/29/2013 9:08:00 PM
    Adorable, Duke! Thanks for making me smile today, it means the world, truly. Thank you too for your kindest comments on my work. It means so much...thanks yoU! I'm so glad you enjoy my work.. Always, Laura