This is the worst poem I'll write
Only because I want to fight
For a lifetime membership on
Poetry soup, is more valuable
Than getting rid of the croup
I must rhyme every line
So I get picked every time
I hope this poem stinks p.u.
Or else I'll be the one that pays my dues.
Is it nasty and dirty and bad as can be
If not P.D will never pick me.
So I better not rhyme my lines anymore
For I don't want to be shown the window.