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Uses for Magazines

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Uses for Magazines

There was an old fart named Rick
Whose thinking is sometimes thick
The toilet he went 
The tissue was spent
A magazine did the trick

© 2013 Rick Zablocki

Yes this am I did run out of toilet paper, which inspired this limerick.

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  1. Date: 4/15/2013 2:33:00 AM
    Oh man... I hate to be in situations like this! When I go to public restrooms I remember to eye the toilet paper before sitting down... now THAT would be awkward. Hopefully this is something you won't have to do again! Thanks for the laugh...

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 10:18:00 PM
    lol....lol...nice usage... lol...LINDA

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 1:20:00 PM
    ha ha back to the days of outhouses and newspaper squares on string.....made me chuckle this morning.

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 1:00:00 PM
    Well I laughed and laughed !! Then felt bad after I read your note...then re-read and had to laugh again...at your expense.... lol What a predicament !!

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 7:10:00 AM
    ha...some of that John Wayne toilet paper...rough, tough, and don't take sh*t off nobody!

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 7:06:00 AM
    awgh the thought, but as needs must lol xx