Going down on his knees, the old man
Proposed to his petite , pretty Ann
“I have got two questions, to ask” , said he
“First is whether you will marry me“…
‘ Yup’, said the girl, ‘what is the next?’ ..
’ Up, will you get me ?’, he winked through his specs.
‘About old age, the signs are three’,
Said another old one with glee,
“The first one is loss of memory….
The other two … , ‘I forgot, sorry’ ”.
“Let’s go upstairs and make love”, said she
“Hun, choose one, can’t do both” , quipped he.
29 Mar 13
• Based on some of the jokes about old age.
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