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Golfers Beware

If a golfer who’s clumsy and falls
Loses grip on the clubs that he hauls
	He'd trip on a trap
	With wood in his lap
And have problems in finding his balls!


for Craig Cornish's limerick contest

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  1. Date: 4/16/2013 4:32:00 PM
    Congrats, Ilene. Outstanding. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 9:38:00 AM
    Loved this Ilene, did this have multiple meanings? LOL!!

  1. Date: 4/12/2013 6:52:00 PM
    congratulations Ilene :-) ...Donna

  1. Date: 4/11/2013 10:58:00 AM
    Ilene, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 6:02:00 AM
    Ok, this is one of my favs in this contest...love it!

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 5:55:00 AM
    oh oh love this congratulations Ilene xx ps still laughing

  1. Date: 4/10/2013 4:04:00 AM
    :) congrats on a fine win. Rick

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 6:36:00 PM
    Oh yeah! Nice one, Ilene! Good Limerick! Congratulations on the fine win!

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 5:05:00 PM
    You naughty guy. So silly. Congrats

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 4:03:00 PM
    Congrats Ilene, I like the angle you penned the limerick. Excellent~A.O

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 2:15:00 PM
    hahaha, congrats on your win Ilene

  1. Date: 3/28/2013 11:23:00 PM
    hahaha, yours is hilarious. I think if this were my contest, I'd give you first place!

  1. Date: 3/28/2013 11:07:00 AM
    A very good limerick. I never knew golfing could be so funny!

  1. Date: 3/27/2013 1:04:00 PM
    This rolls along just fine. Good luck. :)