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Imbecilic

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Imbecilic

Imbecilic By the shores of imbecilic, Butt painted with acrylic Was a lunatic without much enterprise, By the shores of linga-longer Out past the dead Dingoes donga, Was a man not used 2 telling many lies, With a fornication permit, And an itch that needed, worm wit, Eyeball on a different orbit, In his eye, Cos he cannot find his dinger, Bells frigged without a ringer, Cos OP rum will only paralyze, Guess ya canna well absorb it, Being well rubbed with de morbid With vix he needs to daub-it Till the maggots multiply, Till the imbecilic spell, Leaves ole Johnson fairly well, And he staggers off, With all unbuttoned flys… Don Johnson

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  1. Date: 3/24/2013 7:50:00 PM

    very funny....fun to read on a snowy day...i like the phrase: "fornication permit"