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MAY I TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE

The Miracle Doctor 

A new doctor arrives in town.  He has a cure for everything or anything that ails.
With the exception of Mr. Kabob who is the town’s grouch.  He goes to the so called “Miracle Doctor” to prove that he isn’t anything special. 

Mr. Grouch Kabob: “Hey doc, I have lost my sense of taste.  Whatchya goin to do?       

Dr. Boysenberry: (Scratches his head & mumbles) “Oh, here’s my magic potion #43!”

Mr. Grouch Kabob: (Tasting the liquid he spits it out and makes a face) 
                                   “This is so gross, he yells!”

Dr. Boysenberry:   I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Kabob!  

One month later:

Mr. Grouch Kabob: (Returns to the clinic) “Doctor I have a new problem.  
I can’t remember anything” 

Dr. Boysenberry:  (Scratches his head & mumbles) “Oh, here’s my magic potion #43!”

Before the doctor has a chance to finish his sentence, Mr. Kabob runs out of the office.

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  1. Date: 3/17/2013 4:07:00 PM

    This is a funny joke, I was laughing joyously with this piece, thank you for sharing my friend!