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The Tale Of The Little Blue Pill

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The Tale Of The Little Blue Pill

Their time had come, the lovers tryst
They wanted more than a jive and twist
To help them on their lovers way
They tried blue pills… that all I’ll say.

He took the magic pill one night
Hoping that things WOULD grow NOT might
Looking and waiting to see what’s what
What a shame it turned out more like what’s not.

Disappointment cut him to the quick
But she said that’s okay, we’ll still make it
Love they made hour after sweet hour 
They even made it in the shower.

Leaving their lovers room behind
They set off home only then to find
The little blue pill had started to work
Its little blue duty it did not shirk.

It was hours later with no lover around
Things still popped up and starting to astound
Standing proud in the supermarket queue
Trouble is it was his thing, his you know who…

He walked past the automatic till machine
That scanned the shopping, them we’ve all seen
His manliness accidentally scanned proudly erect 
Trouble is it was then classed as a reject.

© 15/03/2013 ~GG~


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  1. Date: 3/16/2013 2:10:00 PM
    hahaha lovely so funny....Seren

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 8:17:00 AM
    hilarious!

  1. Date: 3/16/2013 3:31:00 AM
    surely one would have to feel for the poor guy, funny, and a good poem

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 3/16/2013 3:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I think the guy probably had a good time by the sound of it lol xx
  1. Date: 3/15/2013 9:50:00 PM
    Needed the laugh...great....thanks...Donna

    Tams The Golden Girl Avatar Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 3/16/2013 3:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    As do we all sometimes but I suppose I shouldn't make it at the expense of some poor chap ..but I did make it out he didn't need the extra help i hope xx
  1. Date: 3/15/2013 3:19:00 PM
    Funny... He must've really feeling the 'blues'... Terry

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    Date: 3/16/2013 3:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Lol xx
  1. Date: 3/15/2013 1:59:00 PM
    - Mandy!!!!!! - You .......... :) :) :) :). - However, as the doctors say, "there are always side effects of pills" - Have a beautiful weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

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    Date: 3/16/2013 3:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Have a beaut one too Anne Lise
  1. Date: 3/15/2013 12:56:00 PM
    Ha, needs to improve his timing, so I am informed....Like it Mandy..

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    Date: 3/16/2013 3:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Did you read the instructions David lol xx