Oh my gosh it’s almost Easter
Time to get off my fat keister.
To buy a dozen eggs, or more
Coz now there’s five kids over four.
And one of them always cries
Painting eggs with stupid dyes.
I almost forgot the candy bars;
Who needs new brakes for the cars?
I don’t have time to talk to you
Where are the peeps or poops or pooh?
And then I’ll stay up way to late
Hiding eggs for Pete Rabbit’s sake.
I got to get all this stuff done
To make the holiday more fun.
But someday I’ll be all done with
This crazy Easter Bunny myth.
Wait! I’ll save a pile of money
By killing off the Easter Bunny.
And lay him down in a casket
On plastic grass from a basket.
3/9/2013 For Clue Contest