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About This Poem

When a Man Loves a Woman: A Male Black Widow's Perspective

Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear...No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...

***Edited version of a previous post

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  1. Delaney Avatar
    Suzanne Delaney
    Date: 3/27/2013 8:55:00 PM
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    ha ha too funny
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    Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 3/16/2013 6:57:00 AM
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    Gives a new meaning to don't rip my head off. Rather clever Tim.
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    delysia hendricks
    Date: 3/15/2013 6:21:00 PM
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    Ouch!!! At least it died for something it loved. I had me a good chuckle on this one, Tim. :)
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    Sukmawati Komala
    Date: 3/15/2013 3:15:00 AM
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    hahah.. dearest friend Tim.. lovely sharing... and appreciate so much your stopping by.. all the best <3 <3 <3
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    Kyle Maples
    Date: 3/14/2013 4:22:00 PM
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    Love it!
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    Ruben O.
    Date: 3/14/2013 4:15:00 PM
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    Well, there are too many ideas flowing from my mind...but I can't consider any of them because ... Im LMAO!! Excellent! Ruben.
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    Laura Breidenthal
    Date: 3/14/2013 2:14:00 PM
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    Really cute! Loved it Always, Laura
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 3/13/2013 8:01:00 AM
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    Is not nice to fool me ....... gave me a good laugh, thanks Tim! - Have a beautiful day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 3/12/2013 11:16:00 PM
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    hahahah
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    S.Jagathsimhan Nair
    Date: 3/12/2013 10:48:00 PM
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    Real funny, Tim, and clever..Thnx for your visit:) Jag
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    ilene bauer
    Date: 3/9/2013 2:03:00 PM
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    ha! very funny, tim! thank you so much for your uplifting comment on my last poem - much appreciated!
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    Anne Currin
    Date: 3/9/2013 10:39:00 AM
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    Haha this is great, Tim! Love it :)
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    frank herrera
    Date: 3/9/2013 10:20:00 AM
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    GEEZ!! Took me to another Perspective..Thank goodness I reread it!! ha ha
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    David Williams
    Date: 3/8/2013 12:01:00 PM
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    ha Tim, very clever...David
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    jack horne
    Date: 3/8/2013 9:24:00 AM
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    lol, had a chuckle at this one, Tim : )
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    Donna Jones
    Date: 3/8/2013 8:31:00 AM
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    Oh you.....he probably thought it sounded like a good idea at the time...!!! Haha
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    Eileen Ghali
    Date: 3/8/2013 8:14:00 AM
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    HA HA HA HA! Good one, Tim. Ah...yes...I have arachnophobia...so, this isn't a good one for me! ;) Next one....bet as a male praying mantis you'd love to have your partner bit off our head and eat it after you copulate! ;) We women are a dangerous lot!
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    Raul Moreno
    Date: 3/8/2013 7:34:00 AM
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    You gave me a nice chuckle.
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    Becca Lucas
    Date: 3/8/2013 6:18:00 AM
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    hahaha !!
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    Demetrios Trifiatis
    Date: 3/8/2013 4:45:00 AM
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    Oh, Tim, I am still laughing! I told my wife and she joined the laughter too! Excellent!!!


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