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The Fowlsome Bustard

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The Fowlsome Bustard

Erstime, ere bards nor Wondering Joyceters 
did glybb their gobs with glanjous tongue, 
Sir Slip The Most (a Figleafmoistner) 
was undangled…and his sling unslung.

‘Twas on the Ile de Deux Sans Mustard, 
with her Fowlling Fopplott never wording, 
that the hunkerflesh-fed Fowlsome Bustard, 
viewed best by dark, was ever curdling. 

Sir Slip, slop-upped and grammar-morphing, 
from moltensteam one dawnless dread, 
swear-foring most and all ef-alling, 
did clopp young Fopplott's furgeld head.

The Bustard drubbed Slip: 'Dumcummayler! 
To flump the sweet lad's yearnsomeness! 
Bludaddled knight! Brain-drained wassailler!'
(Sweet Fopplott mock-loomed nasalfless) 

"Clogsfyberbucks!" Slip rudblud obscented, 
'That nert, that frot, that wibeljankie, 
swombodled, globbed, or sexcremented
God don't know notwot, in me hankie.'

The discompuncted Bustard illglimned. 
Then, ventforthing with a scroatful shout, 
she snouted, all redblynd and goredimned, 
to clip Sir Slip a gobfilt clout. 

Bowelwildered, and fear-smeared arear, 
and awefulled of trans-plonker stretch, 
Slip, leaping to escape his nadir, 
unware… did bare….. his hunkerflesh….

Hencetime, now bards and Wondering Joyceters 
do glybb their gobs with glanjous tongue, 
durst ne'er no Sir nor Figleafmoistner, 
no furgeld Fowlling to one bung.

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  1. Date: 6/8/2013 3:23:00 PM
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  1. Date: 4/22/2013 2:58:00 PM
    a kiss of sunshine and a kiss of rain are two sonnets, one of which won in the contest and one which didn't, but I like them both equally I think!

  1. Date: 4/7/2013 8:42:00 AM
    Hey, this is one I saw before. you know that!! But it's great knowing this was one of your personal favorites. Let me try another on your list.

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 10:59:00 AM
    Your most Redness, this is an amazing production!! Smiling and loving it!!

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 7:22:00 AM
    `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe! Awesome! Loved every quasi-comprehensible line! Congratulations!

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 1:20:00 AM
    oh my, it's like reading Baeowolf or something (forgot how to spell that word). What an interesting one. Congrats for your win, and yes, free verse sure allows you to do more with it, but I guess the more restrictions that are put on me with sonnet and other forms, the more I am challenged to compose. It's weird how different styles affect different personality types, isn't it?

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 8:36:00 PM
    Red, Congratulations with your "Any Poem Goes" in my contest. It was an honor in hosting this contest once again. Take care and enjoy the up coming Easter Holiday. Goodnight*Always*LINDA

  1. Date: 3/28/2013 6:16:00 AM
    Love your clever dirty stuff, Red :)

  1. Date: 3/7/2013 9:01:00 AM
    Red, reading this one again... i truly like your free falling and ballad poetry.. i like it when a poet, intends a smile or two... good going..LInda

  1. Date: 3/2/2013 3:04:00 AM
    You might have to talk me through this one Red.....I totally dig it hahaha <3

  1. Date: 3/1/2013 7:48:00 PM
    wow... now this is a poem... lots to grasp~ always & forever ;-) LINDA

  1. Date: 2/28/2013 4:20:00 PM
    very well written. Enjoyed. Made me giggle. :) hugs, Catie

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    Date: 2/28/2013 4:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks, Catie. Delighted you got it. I'm new to this site but you're high on my list of those to check out. I'm not the best with emoticons so sguh.