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More Foolish Footles - Man's Best Friend

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More Foolish Footles - Man's Best Friend

Overweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on how to care for Cockers:
Spaniel
Manuel
Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing:
Cocker
Soccer
Then showers and dresses by its:
Cocker
Locker

Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
Teenie
Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critcal life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...

A dog in Medieval France:
Feudal
Poodle
French dog's brain:
Poodle
Noodle
A French dog breeder raises:
Oodles
of
Poodles
(Cheated on that one)

Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in:
Collie
Folly
Reared in a lovng environnment, she was a rather:
Jolly
Collie
Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a:
Raleigh
Collie
To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the:
Collie
Trolley

Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a:
Legal
Beagle
Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a:
Regal
Beagle
Now a celebrity, he even has an entourage of nubile young female beagles named:
Snoopy's
Groupies
Footnote: He is also a regular on the foxhunt circuit where it is rumored that he is often allowed to cheat, prompting howls of protests from outraged and exhausted cohorts...

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  1. Date: 8/18/2014 7:38:00 PM
    These are so amusing....clever wordplay SuZ

  1. Date: 4/20/2013 11:25:00 AM
    Congrats on your humorous and beautiful win Tim.~A.O

  1. Date: 4/20/2013 7:55:00 AM
    Loved it the first time!!!! Congratulations :-)

  1. Date: 4/20/2013 4:40:00 AM
    LMAO!!! Travis!! I live your wit!! So well put together. Lol. The 'size' line started the roll of laughter. You naughty boy ;) lol. Big hugs and congrats on this and ALL your fab wins. Well done. Daliah

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 9:51:00 PM
    Tim, Congratulations IN HONOR OF Andrea's favorite POEM contest. *Always & Forever' @->- LINDA -<-@

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 9:49:00 PM
    Wow! Many congrats my dear friend Tim! This is indeed great and amazing ! I love it & so enjoyed. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles here! Have a grace-filled day! Love and hugs, Leonora

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 8:39:00 PM
    Tim, a sweet win~*~SKAT

  1. Date: 4/15/2013 2:57:00 PM
    were you someone that asked me about your fave poems? Here is one I loved!!

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 5:23:00 PM
    wow, you did GRRRRREAT with these!!! You know, you are the only person here that does them like i do. you focus on ONE word and come up with all the different rhymes for it. that's how to DO it!! I just love these, and really got a kick out of Einie weenie!!! This will be a fave for me so that I remember you are the footler!!

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 4:59:00 PM
    One thing wrong with this.....there were not more of them.....I was just getting a nice rhythm going there...just awesome

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 1:23:00 PM
    wow you went to town here Tim , well done and a giggle xx

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 1:08:00 PM
    LOL you really got carried away! Thank-you for stopping by my writes. Light & Love Cher

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 9:33:00 AM
    i thoroughly enjoyed every one of these! wonderful!

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 8:47:00 AM
    These are hilarious, Tim! I laughed all the way through them. Good work! Love, Kim

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 6:15:00 AM
    :) :) :)....You made my day too Tim !!! - Love it !!!!!!!!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :))