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the boobie song

v1

Oh, I Took a little trip down to Ecuador
           and went for a walk along the ocean shore.
I saw a little boobie, it was cute as it could be
          and danged if that boobie wasn’t looking right at me.

Chorus

Well... there ain’t no boobie like a
           blue-footed boobie
That’s what I learned that day

...there ain’t no boobie like a 
           blue-footed boobie
I don’t care what they say.

All the other boobies,
           no matter how they stand
got nothing on those boobies 
          from that far-off foreign land.
    
v2

Well, my little ticker did a pitter and a pat
         ‘cause I never laid eyes on a boobie quite like that.
If you think that I am full of it, I really do not care
         when I get back home, I’m gonna get me a pair.

chorus

‘Cause there ain’t no boobie like a
            blue-footed boobie
That’s what I learned that day

...there ain’t no boobie like a
           blue-footed boobie
I don’t care what they say.

All the other boobies
           no matter how they stand
got nothing on those boobies
           from that far-off foreign land.


bridge

Oh, those blue-footed boobies are hard on us newbies
                who’ve never been around,
those blue-footed boobies give the ooby-dooby-woobies
                to the lost who’ve just been found.

So put on your walkers and look for some knockers
                down by the ocean shore.
You’ll never look back on the pink or brown or black
               ‘cause the blue ones leave you wanting more.

chorus

Well... there ain’t no boobie like a
           blue-footed boobie
That’s what I learned that day

...there ain’t no boobie like a 
           blue-footed boobie
I don’t care what they say.

All the other boobies,
           no matter how they stand
got nothing on those boobies 
          from that far-off foreign land.
    
V3

They say a story’s got a moral, but I’ve no time for that
          cause I’m headed out the door
got the ooby dooby woobies to find a little boobie
          that’ll wind me up some more.

Gold and rubies got nothing on those boobies
                 I’m telling you that today.
I’ve got the ooby-dooby-woobies for those blue-footed boobies
                 and that’s all there is to say.

*google blue footed booby - there are some great photos on line

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  1. Date: 5/19/2013 7:17:00 AM

    Hey John - This poem is so cute. At first I thought it might clearly (as opposed to witty suggestive) off-color (blue). You brought me down memory lane - my husband was an avid birder and he talked about this birdie. At first I thought he was kidding around and then I saw the pictures of it. What a dancer. love, Kathy

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 3:59:00 AM

    "Soup mail"

  1. Date: 3/21/2013 9:31:00 AM

    - Thanks for your nice poem fun to read. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 3/17/2013 8:01:00 PM

    I shall do the google thing after reading this I can't wait. You never mentioned them but by the sounds of your poem they must be quite entertaining. I'd say you are full of experiences that will eventually come to us in your poems. Enjoyed the fun and wild rhyme John! :)

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 4:14:00 PM

    wow John this is brilliant, the theme of the poem, the structure, and the writing, sheer magic.. got to be poem of the year,

  1. Date: 3/6/2013 9:24:00 AM

    lol, love this fun write : )

  1. Date: 3/2/2013 10:52:00 PM

    You have entertained me John. I like your sense of humor!

  1. Date: 2/28/2013 8:10:00 PM

    So funny !!! ROFL !!! Cute lyrics !!

  1. Date: 2/28/2013 8:16:00 AM

    LOL... You crazy guy... Now I'd like to go down there... Fun one... By the way you're not to far from the boobie hatch, are you?... LOL (couldn't help myself)

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 11:42:00 PM

    LOL!! Wulf! This is too too clever!! I love it. Sings right off the bat! Well done! I've DL some ref photos now so I can't paint me one!! Or five! Lol. Big hugs cap'n deb

    Burch Avatar Deborah Burch Date: 2/22/2013 11:43:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Can paint...
  1. Date: 2/21/2013 8:59:00 PM

    wow... lol.... this makes me want to be from them foreign lands. good going John, i will paste the link and check it out... always~ LINDA

  1. Date: 2/21/2013 6:06:00 AM

    ROTFLMAO!!! This is an absolute total hilarious hooty-hoot-hoot! Of course I'm partial to this kind of stuff but nevertheless what a fine presentation you have shared with us today!!!