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Babies In 2050

How long before I can drive a car? You always say I'm much too young So what if I can't actually feed myself And you still have to change my bum Times are a-changing dear sweet mother The new age of majority is two Us guys have brains like soccer balls And the balls to try something new I know my size might be a problem But with all the new gadgets that exist As long as my young brain is functional I can still do most things on the list Like keeping track of my finances Making sure I've got enough to retire As I reach the age of two hundred and ten With enough till the day I expire I know it's difficult for you to grasp And I realize to you this is new But so many advances have taken place Us wee folks can live longer than you So next time you look at us grandkids And feel sorry we missed what you had Each new generation has it's own advances A product of our time, good or bad © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 2/14/2013 5:48:00 PM

    For a gal who worked on key punch card computers this doesn't seem too far out there....lovvvvveeed it....amazing work Jack

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/15/2013 6:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    WOW! A key punch operator and I thought you were a sweet young chickie! LOL You are such a lovey dear Donna... bunches of hugs and happy thoughts! xox
  1. Date: 2/14/2013 11:38:00 AM

    Yes, each generation has its advantages. Wonder what will be the new technologies, breakthroughs in the future. Exciting, isn't it? I am still at home recuperating. We have President's Day off so I don't have to go back to work until next Tuesday. Time does fly by fast. Happy Valentine's, Jack. Plan anything special for your sweetie? :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/15/2013 6:40:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Had a loving Valentine's Day with my sweetie! I'm afraid I won't be around in 2050 to see two year olds driving cars though! LOL
  1. Date: 2/14/2013 8:54:00 AM

    I think you've been talking to the E-Trade baby again. Pretty soon we won't be allowed to drive and will be in diapers, again... Does that mean we'll have another 210 years to take off in... LOL... I hope so... I'm roaring and ready to go...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/15/2013 6:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I hereby proclaim that from this day hence, all the world's peoples will have a life expectancy of 250 years! An edict from Jack the Jester! LOL
  1. Date: 2/14/2013 8:05:00 AM

    LOL!! This is hilarious, a baby driving a car my friend you are crazy....ha ha just kidding my friend! In fact you are a genius to come up with this glorious poem! You have written a tremendous and enlightening piece, a very funny poem Jack! Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/15/2013 6:34:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    "genius"... can I take that to the bank!!! LOL Glad it gave you a chuckle, my good friend!
  1. Date: 2/14/2013 7:14:00 AM

    Future imaginations... wowzer !! Enjoyed !! Fun read !!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/15/2013 6:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Who knows what lies ahead? At seventy-seven, I'm not worrying a lot about it! LOLLOve ya! Hugs, Jack xox