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I want your SEEDS

**"And his name was Jack"**

No one perceives what abides above the clouds. 
A giant, a harp, maybe golden eggs. 
I demand to see and feel, before I believe. 
A castle, a dream…. I want the magic beans!!!
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I'm the daughter of a farmer. 
I have a donkey to ride, a story to tell.
“Jack and the Beanstalk”; my favorite tale. 
 
Once upon, a morbid dawn. 
I inhale a tiny simple yawn~ I levitate like the sun. 
I head out the door, towards the markets shore.
I grabbed my ass to stroll along the open path. 
My shoes aim out to the nearest creek. 
My ass and I desired a drink. 
There I saw an old Englishman, sitting on a log. 
It looked as if time was approaching his brink. 
In his hand, he had a sack.
A bag, a bag, embroil of ivory and black. 
His eyes were not from this ground. 
His body fragile, he uttered a moaning sound.
He was of dirt. 
I was pure. 
He pledged his life to me. 
I debated.... with many thoughts, 
Although his eyes... 
My eyes... Will never meet again.
I want what is in the bag!
He said, "I'll give you anything for that ass.
My legs and bones can’t hold up on their own, no more!”
I knelt down to where he sat. 
Smelling his essence of rot. 
I reached forward and grabbed his only baggage. 
He said, "This bag is all I got!" 
 
I answered, "And this sir is a fine ass." 
He replied, "I have no cash." 
Scowling at him, “No I want your demon seeds!" 
How my blood grew thin... 
Inhaling and exhaling out his sin... 
The old man all shriveled and timeworn, 
Propose the birthright of the seeds. 
Yes, plant them! Plant them... 
I cried excitedly! 
He pats the field. 
Said there I am done. 
Now clock as it expands. 
 
To breed this story short... 
He dispense his seeds. 
AND, I GAVE HIM MY ASS. 
 
 
Lol...  BY;PD    (for seed contest)

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  1. Date: 5/22/2013 8:13:00 PM

    Enjoyed your fun poem about dear old Jack and the seeds, PD.

  1. Date: 5/19/2013 4:14:00 PM

    hi I enjoyed fine pen

  1. Date: 4/24/2013 5:51:00 AM

    A perfect poem. Gave me a good laugh. Enjoyed the read.

  1. Date: 4/19/2013 10:43:00 AM

    Hi, ever dearest sis of mine! How are you? I'm stopping by to reread this winning masterpiece of yours. Thanks for the joy and big smile! Sooo enjoyed as always! I also want to say HI with my warmest big hugs! Missing you my dearest sis! I hope all is well! Thank you sooo much for your warm congratulatory comments on my poem. I wish you a happy and wonderful day! More big hugs! love much 4ever, Leonora

  1. Date: 4/18/2013 9:34:00 AM

    Ha...came back to read this again...I don't know if I should laugh or be arroused. Both, I reckon!

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 1:50:00 PM

    Your creative mind is phenomenal. Love the double meanings. Very witty

  1. Date: 4/14/2013 7:37:00 AM

    It's beautiful! Smart! Perty! Lovely! I loved your little story and everything in it. With my face full of smiles I approve! G.

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 8:39:00 AM

    I can tell you have been doing this for awhile. i really liked this poem. thanks for the comments on my Creation. being new to this i wonder how my writes are received and if enjoyed. any critiques are most welcome. thanks for sharing you poem. ran

  1. Date: 4/2/2013 8:01:00 PM

    I love poetry that references old stories. This particular piece shows that what seems so bad at first may turn into good. I know that you have suffered in your family's life recently. We all suffer with you and feel your pain. I hope we will all move ahead at the proper time. So, may the magic of the beans take all of us to new heights when we are ready for them! You are a bright light in the world.

  1. Date: 4/2/2013 4:28:00 AM

    Just stopping by to say Hi my dearest sis! How are you? I hope you're doing well and hope you had a wonderful and Easter Celebration/Season with your family! Here, it's just fine as we just celebrated by ourselves 'cuz this is a Buddhist country. Have a great day! Big sweetest hugs to you and so nice rereading this grand winning piece of yours! love always & 4evr, Leo

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 11:36:00 AM

    Tremendous, I mean ... Stupendous, No actually I mean horrendous good poem ma' lady! And thanks for stopping by and dropping your own seeds in my garden concerning the poetry contest earlier today (or was it yesterday) in your part of the world? No matter - thanks again anyway and this Jack and his bean pole seed poem ROCKS! Cheers, Terry

  1. Date: 3/22/2013 4:39:00 PM

    Wow that open is great! You have a different style of writing and its refreshing I have to say. Last 2 stanzas did it did it for me. P.s. had no idea that I won One of ur poetry contests "dark and erie" I dnt win much of anything and I could use some critiqueing. What place did I get?

  1. Date: 3/19/2013 5:03:00 PM

    The humor in this is really raunchy, but I do admit it's quite clever... I really don't think I'll ever look at Jack and the Beanstalk quite the same way again... it's funny how no one living in the era this was written in would get the joke at all. Language is a crazy thing...

  1. Date: 3/18/2013 4:10:00 PM

    Ok this write is very different.

  1. Date: 3/15/2013 8:59:00 AM

    hahaha.. this poem has a bias meaning, one can think of something pervert.. You are one creative talent, P.D. :)) CONGRATS on the win. how have u been?

  1. Date: 3/9/2013 7:11:00 AM

    Hey buddy this was a good scribe but you know my work and I thought it was light and fun, so what the heck' Thank you for your comments over the years and I have followed your works also even though our works are entirely diferent but differences brings us to the table for good conversation, your good my friend and always liked the diversion from the ordinary sometimes, not all the time though. God Bless and again thanks for taking the time to look at my works. God bless Robert and Sharon

  1. Date: 3/8/2013 3:57:00 PM

    Lucky Americans to be able to spell derriere the same as donkey. Very enjoyable tail.- Red

  1. Date: 3/2/2013 5:05:00 AM

    Had to come back and visit this baby again...quite possibly the best you've done so far in my humble opinion...check out 'Vertigo' when you get a chance...doesn't refer to anyone in particular (you buy that?) - Tim

  1. Date: 3/2/2013 4:53:00 AM

    Glad you're back & having fun!

  1. Date: 2/27/2013 5:52:00 PM

    Omg im CTFU so much im crying ROFL your puns are witty

  1. Date: 2/27/2013 11:26:00 AM

    Came back to look again...oh mercy...who got the better deal???

  1. Date: 2/27/2013 8:18:00 AM

    Ok, I'm reading it again LOL the imagery it paints for me is just so intensely surreal and I totally love it...Had to fav it, by the way =D ...and you have inspired my next write! <3 Lauryn

  1. Date: 2/27/2013 2:18:00 AM

    Soup mail for Linda Irma

  1. Date: 2/26/2013 12:34:00 AM

    WOW! You are good. I had no idea what this poem was about. I'm glad I read it. Thanks. Lucy

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 7:55:00 AM

    A really neat take on an old classic, I like the double meaning of ass!...thanks for the congrats, I didn't even realize it was featured for the week till you told me! -Lauryn

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 6:03:00 AM

    This is great, Linda! Congrats on the big win...and thanks for the placements in your contests...I didn't even see the deepest, darkest contest...I would have liked to enter that one.

  1. Date: 2/25/2013 12:06:00 AM

    love the classics. :) very well written.

  1. Date: 2/23/2013 8:48:00 AM

    a well deserved grand win...Huge Congratulations on your fisrt place my dear PD and thanks also for my placement... big hug from me to you!! (^___^) Maria

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 5:51:00 PM

    ***And my name is Abdul*** Oh, for that ASS, I'll give you my seeds!!!!! LOL. Nicely written. You deserve the first place. Glad it's you.

  1. Date: 2/22/2013 5:07:00 PM

    I commented on this earlier I am quite sure!...Lemme take a look, I know it's down there somewhere...Yep! Way down there at the bottom...This is you at your carefree, careless and don't-give-a-sh_t-what-you-think best my friend - Tim

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