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No Tickee, No Washee



No tickee, no washee You pay as you go There are no free rides As everyone knows Yet some people try Their gol' darn best To beat the system Get ahead of the rest Like everyone else They must play by the rules Do they think we're all Just a bunch of old fools? To take advantage Of us trusting souls That way of thinking Is all full of holes Writing us off Would be quite premature We've still got the smarts And that is for sure We may appear stodgy And slow to react But years of experience Has taught us the knack Of dealing with shysters And disreputable felons These guys are operating With screwed up melons They'll get their comeuppance One day down the road When they meet their maker And have to unload And explain why they acted So poorly down here They won't have excuses For not playing fair Banished to purgatory And left there forever To never experience Heaven's glorious weather No tickee, no washie A familiar old refrain From the beginning of time The rules are the same Treat fellow beings With love and respect You'll get back in spades The admiration you expect © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 2/12/2013 2:34:00 AM

    I fell a little behind, great work. The message a little more serious, but the effect the same. Great work Jack.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/12/2013 5:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    One in a while I put away the silliness... but only once in a while! LOL Cheers to you my good friend!
  1. Date: 2/9/2013 8:17:00 AM

    Sooo true. I just told my cat that the other day after she wet on my laundry... I rubbed her on it... She took a very long bath... I bet she never buys that tickee again. She won't like to have to washee herself off... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/12/2013 5:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You always make my day sweet Carol! Does hubby know how lucky he is? Big smackeroonies!
  1. Date: 2/9/2013 4:01:00 AM

    Jack i honestly believe you've hit the nail on the head with this excellent poetry....there is so much to ponder about these days,, but the worst aspect of all, is how to day, governments and others treat the oldies as blithering idiots....to my fav this gem...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/9/2013 5:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You honour me my friend! Thanks a big bunch, Jack
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 8:53:00 PM

    Good one, Jack. A funny one. Guess those guys are staying clear away from you! Lol. You give them too much trouble :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/9/2013 5:15:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    They better stay clear of me!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 1:55:00 PM

    This is a positively wondrous write my friend! I enjoyed reading this delightful and truthful poem this afternoon! What a powerful piece this one truly is! Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/9/2013 5:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You always make my day, my good friend... thank you!
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 12:10:00 PM

    Love this piece Jack - no tickie no washie.. I haven't heard that in a long time.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 2/9/2013 5:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Takes me back a ways too, Ann! LOL Huggeroonies! xox