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  1. Date: 5/24/2013 11:43:00 AM
    Chris, read your Jimmi Hendrix one and was unable to comment knowledgeably, and here I am unable to come up with something witty except to say.....what a brilliant choice of name, and what a fantastic way to write about this...issue!!!! Wow! Very entertaining indeed! :) Thanks for your visit to my work. I enjoyed it! :) You sure tell it as it is!!!

  1. Date: 4/27/2013 7:24:00 PM
    Very amusing Chris, I'll beware wandering far in AZ, lol.

  1. Date: 4/4/2013 7:06:00 PM
    Nicely done, Chris!

  1. Date: 3/24/2013 9:00:00 AM
    hahahaha, nice work, you rascal, you!!! I had me a good laugh on this one and I'm still laughing while writing this comment. Hey, where do I get those pills? I also want to see God. You might like to have a look-see at my "Vanishing Organ". My character gave up too easily because we don't have IV42 here. I see a couple of Afrikaans comments here, my mother tongue. Whoopety-whoop-whoop!!!!

  1. Date: 3/23/2013 4:52:00 AM
    HaHaHa... Soos die een advertensie hier noem: "Drink jou rou eier, voordat jou kobra 'n erdwurm word.....".... Ek het lekker gelag vir hierdie skets. Su

  1. Date: 2/20/2013 2:19:00 PM
    Wild, just wild, and 'The truth is stranger than fiction...' J.A.B. %

  1. Date: 2/14/2013 1:00:00 PM
    lol, love this one, Chris - I needed a laugh today. Yes, that's true about Wordsworth's Daffodils - or so they say...

  1. Date: 2/13/2013 8:19:00 PM
    The spitting cobra used to hiss before its reptile dysfunction. : ) I can't understand why TPS keep featuring that senryu (?)... It was written as a joke. What can I do?

  1. Date: 2/13/2013 9:32:00 AM
    Sally Hardbanger, eh? LOL!

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/13/2013 7:31:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ek wil hê jy moet hard Banger....en diep.
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 8:22:00 PM
    Waaaa ahahahhahaa! ...Sally Hardbanger!!! ...Ek dink dat ek my broek nat!!! Baie snaaks!

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/13/2013 7:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Christine - beter vertaler?! Wat is jy impliseer? Ek sou veel eerder vertaal jou vel met my lippe.
    O. Avatar Ruben O.
    Date: 2/13/2013 10:32:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    @ Christine: Nie a goeie vertaler? Ek het gedink dat ek het a drietalige digter! LOL!
    Ueri Avatar Christine Ueri
    Date: 2/13/2013 9:26:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Chris, Ruben...julle het albei 'n beter vertaler nodig...maar nou-ja, dit is wat gebeur as 'n mens te veel aandag aan die spoegkobra in jou broek gee...Haha!! Christopha! As ek jou in die hande kry gaan jou Bloukopkoggelmander(tjie) les opsê! Teehee! All that said, I enjoyed reading this, sure made me chuckle. :P
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 9:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ruben, is jy ten minste die verandering van jou broek? Ek is nie ontsteld oor die subtiliteit kommentaar, want ek was nie van plan om vir die subtiliteit met hierdie spesifieke prosa. As jy lag sommige, dit is wat ek gaan.
    O. Avatar Ruben O.
    Date: 2/12/2013 9:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Moenie vir my sê dat jy ontsteld vir my subtiliteit comment! Ek wou maar net om die lesers te stuur na my spoegkobra .. Nou, Im seker ek nat my broek!. : D
    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 8:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ek is bly as jy het gevind dat hierdie prosa om snaaks te wees, selfs al is die prosa nie subtiliteit.
  1. Date: 2/12/2013 7:26:00 PM
    Soup Wonky Mail Lekker

  1. Date: 2/12/2013 7:18:00 PM
    YES!!! LOL!

  1. Date: 2/10/2013 2:18:00 PM
    wow where does one start,, on this Chris,, i wish i could achieve a 24 hr what ever, see i cant even remember,, this sure is funny, and enjoyable,, and thanks for the info, regarding your last poem...

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Harry, I enjoyed reading your comment. So, you want to achieve having your little man dance for 24 hours, eh? Well, your surname could make one wonder just how little or big, your little man might actually be -- Ha ha! Hey, no problem regarding the info concerning my Attawapiskat poem.
  1. Date: 2/10/2013 11:47:00 AM
    :)wahahHa..funny..very funny..I think.you.won frank's price;)

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The prize was simply having fun while writing this flash-fiction. If people had a laugh or two while reading, that is an extra bonus to the prize.
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 7:17:00 AM
    Ha Ha! This is the funniest thing I've ever read! :) Still laughing... HUgs, Catie :)

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I am glad that you found this piece funny, Catie.
  1. Date: 2/8/2013 1:38:00 AM
    Your BEST...BLOG INSPIRATION? Ha ha A true "CHRIS A. CLASSIC"

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Frank, thank you for inspiring this flash-fiction with your blog. I really enjoyed myself while writing it.
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 4:49:00 PM
    I got to admit, I too began rolling at the end of the first stanza- having finished your poem- and I'm still laughing as I write this:) !!!!!! Oh my..... woo!

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    That is great to 'hear', Mark. Thanks for dropping by.
  1. Date: 2/7/2013 2:13:00 PM
    Oh Chris you are a trip!This had me rolling and laughing so hard my cat eyed me suspiciously!Thanks for that!! luv,Deb

    Aechtner Avatar Chris D. Aechtner
    Date: 2/12/2013 10:25:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And thank you for reading, Deb. I am glad if you had a chuckle while reading this piece of flash-fiction.