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hmmm

Jame's Bond's P*ssy Galore
Pretty
Kitty

Bo Dericks
Hotsy
Totsy

Dolly Parton's Bra
boulder
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  1. Ober Avatar
    Heather Ober
    Date: 2/11/2013 1:58:00 PM
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    Haha! I can't believe I didn't see these before! Too funny - Congrats! Also, I don't believe I'm related to a Steven Ober, but I am now very curious about him ;)
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    Yesha Shah
    Date: 2/11/2013 6:02:00 AM
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    Congrats on a great win, Debbie!
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    apoorva patrikar
    Date: 2/9/2013 9:53:00 PM
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    congrats on your win..
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    Poet Destroyer A
    Date: 2/9/2013 9:04:00 PM
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    Debbie, Congratulations on a job well done, in Yasmin's footle fun contest:-) take care~PD
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    Kim Merryman
    Date: 2/9/2013 7:07:00 PM
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    Congrats on your win, Debbie! These were a hoot! Love, Kim
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    Mystic Rose
    Date: 2/9/2013 6:22:00 PM
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    very cute congrats Debbie on your win xxx
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    S.Jagathsimhan Nair
    Date: 2/9/2013 2:35:00 PM
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    Deb, tho short yours is one of the best. what a hoot is that boulder thing! congrats:) Jag
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    Tim Ryerson
    Date: 2/9/2013 2:04:00 PM
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    Hmmm...I thought you said you were lousy at doing footles, cher...you are apparently a quick learner...'Goldfinger' is one of my all-time favorites...'Odd Job' was awesome with his lethal hat!... I remember he did a commercial for cold medicine after...every time he sneezed he tore everything in the house to pieces but his wife came to the rescue with the appropriate advertised medication...
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    Debra Squyres
    Date: 2/9/2013 1:09:00 PM
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    Smokin Hot !! wooo wooo !! Congrats on your win !!
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 2/9/2013 11:07:00 AM
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    these were so cute, Debs, in a sexy funny way. Congrats.
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    Mandy Tams The Golden Girl
    Date: 2/9/2013 8:15:00 AM
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    Many congratulations and still laughing lol xx
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    don munro
    Date: 1/28/2013 5:18:00 AM
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    I love this form of poetry! Great stuff; so witty. Thanks for reading my stuff.
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    Tim Ryerson
    Date: 1/28/2013 3:46:00 AM
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    I thought you said you weren't any good at footles!....hmmmm....footle for this poem: Guzzi's Doozies?? (Yes, I know I mis-pronounced your name but gimmie a break, would ya?)
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    Ndaba Sibanda
    Date: 1/26/2013 3:37:00 PM
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    hilarious...hmmm....and unique!
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    jack horne
    Date: 1/26/2013 2:33:00 PM
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    lol, loved Dolly's bra especially - congrats on your wins, my friend
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    Andrea Dietrich
    Date: 1/26/2013 8:50:00 AM
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    these are GREAT, Debs. You chose a good theme with "sexy" and the last one is genius. (hope you didn't mind a tree being male. haha)
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    Yesha Shah
    Date: 1/26/2013 4:21:00 AM
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    Hmm....this really is hmmm! loved the read Debbie. Witty footles.
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    Caleb Smith
    Date: 1/25/2013 5:50:00 PM
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    Ha...this footle business is pretty fun. Hi Debbie
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    Richard Lamoureux
    Date: 1/25/2013 12:24:00 PM
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    Reminds me of Arsinio Hall. He had in his monologue "things that make you go Hmmm!"
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    Sara Kendrick
    Date: 1/25/2013 5:15:00 AM
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    Cute ones..I bet that Dolly is tired at night with shoulder aches..I did some work on my footles if you want to look and see if they changed..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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    Anne Lise Andresen
    Date: 1/25/2013 3:09:00 AM
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    .....lol....love it,Debbie - Luck in contest! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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    Becca Lucas
    Date: 1/24/2013 10:34:00 PM
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    Debbie! You're a funny lady! :D
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    Kim Merryman
    Date: 1/24/2013 9:52:00 PM
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    These are good, Debbie. I especially liked Dolly Parton. Very funny! Love, Kim
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    CYNDI MACMILLAN
    Date: 1/24/2013 9:43:00 PM
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    Oh, I could be so much more naughty. LOL. Ahem, PAP TEST... Cold Steel/We feel! Neener! xox a silly, heading to bed, Dee


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