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About This Poem
Hump Day
It's “hump day” as it's often been called
The absolute middle of the week
Last weekend's gone and all but forgotten
Next one will probably repeat
The name may have a sexual connotation
If your mind is down in the gutter
Looking for something of a sexual nature
Got some worse words I could utter
But this guy's a fine upstanding gentleman
Been called squeaky clean at times
Usually take a shower three times a day
I'm a sweet and fun loving kind
I wouldn't say sh*t if I was covered in it
Probably call it do-do or poop
Could never be a manly construction worker
Sure don't belong in that group
© Jack Ellison 2013
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