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Hump Day



It's “hump day” as it's often been called The absolute middle of the week Last weekend's gone and all but forgotten Next one will probably repeat The name may have a sexual connotation If your mind is down in the gutter Looking for something of a sexual nature Got some worse words I could utter But this guy's a fine upstanding gentleman Been called squeaky clean at times Usually take a shower three times a day I'm a sweet and fun loving kind I wouldn't say sh*t if I was covered in it Probably call it do-do or poop Could never be a manly construction worker Sure don't belong in that group © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/25/2013 6:36:00 AM
    Enjoyed reading your humorous poem. Best wishes, Larisa

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/25/2013 6:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad to provide the chuckles my dear Larisa! Have a super day... hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 9:49:00 PM
    Hump day is no longer just another boring day you can't wait to be over. Now we all can imagine a multitude of things we can be doing on that day. Good Read.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/25/2013 6:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL Love your response! Welcome to the Soup my new friend... hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 2:45:00 PM
    If your mind is in the gutter or if you get a chain text that changes the way you even see the words hump day. Nice witty poem.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/24/2013 8:27:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you my friend... cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 9:25:00 AM
    I would not object to every day being Hump Day. Oh no now you have me wanting every day to be a Wednesday.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/24/2013 1:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Are you being naughty... not sure! LOL
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 8:18:00 AM
    Shame on you... Forever more I won't look at hump day the same again... Bad Boy! Bad Boy! Or is that bad Girl! Bad Girl! LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/24/2013 1:00:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Shame on me! I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy! Love those bad girls! LOL Hugs coming at you...
  1. Date: 1/24/2013 7:43:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is another one of your masterpieces my friend! I am so very impressed by the way you can take even the worst word for poop and turn it around into something humorous! And I do believe that you are a fine gentleman my friend, I couldn't imagine anything else! I really enjoyed reading this delightful write this morning! What a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/24/2013 7:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You ALWAYS make my day my friend! A day without Russ is like a day without sunshine! LOL Cheers my buddy!